Wife: Why are you so harsh to these kiddies?
Husband: Oh!. I'm sorry. But why do you put on a long face?
What's the matter with you? Why making faces like this?
W: Oh, do you ever regard my wishes?
H: What have I done, dear?
W: Why do you deprive us of your company?
What gives you the right to be away from home?
H: Oh, I see, I'm sorry. Now, I won't my darling.
Let's go to the picture this evening, won't you, my sweetest?
W: Oh, how good you are!