A dialogue between wife and husband

Wife: Why are you so harsh to these kiddies?

Husband: Oh!. I'm sorry. But why do you put on a long face? 

What's the matter with you? Why making faces like this?

W: Oh, do you ever regard my wishes?

H: What have I done, dear?

W: Why do you deprive us of your company?

What gives you the right to be away from home?

H: Oh, I see, I'm sorry. Now, I won't my darling.

Let's go to the picture this evening, won't you, my sweetest?

W: Oh, how good you are!