A dialogue between a man and property dealer about rent for apartment

Men   : Have you an apartment to let?
Property dealer : Yes we have. Do you want in the first or second floor?
Men   : I want on the third floor.
Property dealer: Do you want it furnished?
Men   : Yes furnished please.I want a front apartment.  I want it look at the sea.  This apartment is too big for me.  I want two bed rooms only. I want one of this description.
 Property dealer: But it is in the fourth floor. 
Men   : Let me see it. What is the rent?

Property dealer: Do you want it for a year?
Men   : May be. But I don't want to bind myself for more than one month. I want a good hotel but not a dear one. Good evening.
Property dealer: Have you any rooms?
Men   : I want a room with two beds.
Property dealer: On what floor do you wish a room? First floor, second, third?Is there a lift? Is there a telephone? How much do you charge a day? 
Men   : I want to change my room it is too small. What is number of my room?
Property dealer: Your room is number 9.
Men   : Please send me the chambermaid. Please call me early in the morning. It is a cold night. Give me another blanket. I want soap and towel.  Fetch me a taxi if you please. I want to go to Tripoli.

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