Conversation between husband and wife in train
Husband : We have just caught the train.
Wife : Now we should get on the train.
Husband : Oh, what a rush!
Wife : And what a noise, too! Even a fish market isn't so noisy.
Husband : I can't stand the nasty smell of biri and hookah.
Wife : There is no room on any berth.
Husband : There is a little standing room only.
Musafir: Why have you trampled on my toe? You might should stand erect.
Husband : Sorry, but don't you see I'm being pulled and pushed?
Wife : Look boy, don't spit over here.
Boy: Why? Haven't I paid the fare?
W: Yes, you have. But have you bought this place to spit on?
Ticket collector: Ticket, please. Can I see your ticket please? Will you show your ticket please?
Husband and wife: Show the ticket.
wife and Husband: What! Ticket! Tickets are with you aren't they?
Husband : They must be in the purse.
Wife : No they can't be in the purse. Have you searched your pocket book?
Husband : Yes, I have.
Wife : Then the tickets must be in your trouser pocket.
Husband : Yes, here they are.
Wife : Oh, you always forget. Your pocket is a sort of museum.
Husband : Lo, my purse is gone.
Wife : Now, let's pull the chain to stop the train.
Husband : Now, I will never travel second. It's nothing short of a hell.
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