A dialogue between wife and husband

Wife         : Why are you so harsh to these kiddies?

Husband : Oh!. I'm sorry. But why do you put on a long face?
                 
                  What's the matter with you? Why making faces like this?
 
Wife         : Oh, do you ever regard my wishes?
 
Husband : What have I done, dear?
 
Wife         : Why do you deprive us of your company?
 
                    What gives you the right to be away from home?
 
Husband : Oh, I see, I'm sorry. Now, I won't my darling.
 
                    Let's go to the picture this evening, won't you, my sweetest?
 
Wife         : Oh, how good you are!
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